Random Quote
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
-- Edward W Howe
Famous Cliches Quotes
< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9... 129 130 > Last ›
- Topic: Cliches
"Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that?
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"As often as you eat this bread and drink this cup".
-- Today - Topic: Cliches
"Automatic" simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"’Go ye’ is as much a part of Christ's Gospel as ‘Come unto Me.’ You are not even a Christian until you have honestly faced your responsibility in regard to the carrying of the Gospel to the ends of the earth. J. Stuart Holden).
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.".
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"I'm a lawyer.".. "Honest?".. "No, the usual kind.".
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?" "I don't know and I don't care".
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"Just think, children," said the missionary, "in Africa there are six million square miles where little boys and girls have no Sunday School. Now, what should we all strive to save money for?""To go to Africa!".
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"LSD melts your mind, not in your hand".
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"There you go, tracking mud all over the house. Didn't I tell you to wipe your feet before you came in!" "Oh, nobody's blaming you, Mom. You did all you could.".
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
"What, giving again?" I asked in dismay. "And must I keep giving and giving away?" "Oh, no," said the angel, piercing me through, "Just give till the Father stops giving to you.".
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
(i'm all over that)...like a duck on a junebug.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
(I'm all over that)...like a fly on shit.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
(S)he's got the face of an angel.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
(to describe a well-proportioned woman) like two tomcats in a gunny sack.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
...like being nibbled to death by ducks.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
...place is not big enough for both me and...
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
-- Unknown - Topic: Cliches
43% of all statistics are worthless.
-- Unknown