Famous The Sexes Quotes

A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
-- Mortimer Collins

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
-- Hedy Lamarr

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
-- Mrs Patrick Campbell

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker

In the mythic schema of all relations between men and women, man proposes, and woman is disposed of.
-- Angela Carter

It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.
-- Edward Abbey

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
-- Source Unknown

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.
-- Thucydides

Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
-- Dorian Gray

Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
-- Samuel Johnson

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
-- Erica Jong

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling

The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have lost what the meaning of what being a man is all about.
-- Unknown

The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.
-- Susan Faludi

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
-- P J ORourke

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
-- Eppersons Law

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-- Warren Farrell

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
-- Alan Holbrook